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Reality TV Hi-Jinx With and By: Dame Darcy

Part 1

5th Wheel

I dressed up as “A Normal Pretty White Girl” on a date for the auditions. Always looking as conventially pretty and normal as possible.

I would state my real name as Dame Darcy so that when I got on the show they would use my correct name when promoting my books and me.

For The 5^th Wheel there were 3 guys and 2 girls with the guys choosing between 2 girls.

Our date was at a ranch with horses.

I roped a cow. I knew how to lasso better than the other girl because I used to do it as a kid on my Grandpas ranch. It was remarkable how it came back to me.

One of the guys asked me “Dame Darcy, if I could do anything, what would you do?”

I said “ I would go sailing on a pirate ship and explore caves and tropical islands in Curacao, Bahamas, Bimini, Cuba and Jamaica.”

He was like “Oh.”

I said, “You don’t think that would be exciting? C’mon a pirate ship? Your boring.”

He stepped in horseshit.